And Hemingway tried his hand at writing
Poetry
And it never went anywhere
And everyone knows of Hemingway’s
Stories
And Gertrude Stein said that they were
And that he must not write stories that are
Inaccrochable
And Hemingway’s mother never liked his work
And they couldn’t read his stories in her
Reading group
And Hemingway wrote in a letter that he wanted her support
And for Christmas Hemingway’s mother sent him
A gun
And Hemingway’s father had committed suicide with
The gun
And Hemingway’s mother thought he would want it
And Hemingway unlocked the cabinet and used his own
Shotgun
And ended his illustrious literary career by his own hand
And had undergone electroshock treatments at the Mayo Clinic for
Depression