“Man, did I get wasted last night!”
“I was listening to a sensitive performance of Beethoven’s 6th Symphony on the radio. It really moved me.”
“I was doing V.O. shots. And reds. Man, did I get wasted.”
“I’ve been practicing Bach’s D Minor Toccata and Fugue when there aren’t any customers. I can play the Toccata though, but I’m only beginning the Fugue.”
“I was beyond high. I was WAS-TED!”
“The keyboard is the most graphic representation of music of any instrument. All the tonal relationships are there in the keys, visibly.”
His interlocutor shook his head, “Say what?! So do you want to go into the stock room and get high?”
“Doesn’t it make you paranoid to deal with the public when you’re high?”
“No. Because you know you’re high and they know you’re high and you sell them organs.”
“OK.”
David Fekete 