A LITANY COMMERCIALIZING COVID-19

Now that we are all staying apart . . . buy our product

We are all in this together . . . buy our product

Front-line workers, we salute you . . . buy our product

We stand together, though we stand apart . . . buy our product

During these extraordinary times . . . buy our product

There will be a time when we all can stand together . . . buy our product

Your home is now your office, your gym, your school-house . . . buy our product

Together we can help save the restaurants we love . . . by using our product

Adversity came to town, but together we’ll get through it . . . buy our product

We have no shame; we’ll use anything to get you to buy our product

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